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That awkward moment when you get sorted into Hufflepuff.
A friend will remind you that assumptions born of malice are better dealt with by gleefully sticking your tongue out.
Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art.
If you don’t like my words, don’t listen. If you don’t like my appearance, don’t look. If you don’t like my actions, turn your head; It’s as simple as that.
The best thing to hold onto in life is each other.
When it comes to being happy, there’s no right or wrong. It’s just a battle between your happiness & their judgement.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend texts “I have a surprise for you” and you receive an email from your joint bank account about the engagement ring transaction.
your choices you make counts
The rule in the women’s colleges was that after 7 p.m. all men were beasts. Up until 7 p.m. they were all angels, and the girls simply had to learn to live with that routine and practise love in the afternoon.
You either have to be first, best, or different.
You know when there your bestfriend when they take a bullet for you.
Things we do not expect, happen more frequently than we wish.
Cop pulls man over for suspicion of drunk driving. Cop: Sir have you been drinking? Man: No. Cop: Papers. Man: Scissors, I win!
Bitches run their mouth while I’m stuntin on their ass, bad bitch so official you can call me top class.
Sometimes you have to forget what you want to remember what you deserve.
Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
You just gotta deal with the shit people do. Not everyone in life is gonna stay true.
Youth is a disease from which we all recover.
I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
I think women are natural caretakers. They take care of everybody. They take care of their husbands and their kids and their dogs, and don’t spend a lot of time just getting back and taking time out.