• Partners

That awkward moment when Rebecca Black actually gets on a bus and has a panic attack because there’s way too many seats.
That awkward moment when you aren’t paying attention and follow someone off of the elevator onto the wrong floor.
Living involves tearing up one rough draft after another.
Women are scientifically proven to be right even when they are wrong.
People are all different. You have to appreciate everyone, but you don’t have to like everyone.
I don’t hate you, I’m just disappointed you turned into everything you said you’d never be.
Love is the foundation from which your decisions about your life should be made.
Women may not have it easy, but we are given a fairer chance to reach for the top.
Life always offers you a second chance. It’s called tomorrow.
Don’t marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you’ll regret it later.
Personal relationships are the fertile soil from which all advancement…all success… all achievement in real life grows.
If you made a list of the reasons why any couple got married, and another list of the reasons for their divorce, you’d have a hell of a lot of overlapping.
The man who acquires the ability to take full possession of his own mind may take possession of anything else to which he is justly entitled.
Better mad with the rest of the world than wise alone.
I do not know whether I was then a man dreaming I was a butterfly, or whether I am now a butterfly dreaming I am a man.
Make your optimism come true.
That awkward moment when someone is giving you a handshake that lingers a bit too long.
Her lips on his could tell him better than all her stumbling words.
All men are not slimy warthogs. Some men are silly giraffes, some woebegone puppies, some insecure frogs. But if one is not careful, those slimy warthogs can ruin it for all the others.
If you’re talking behind my back, you’re in a good position to kiss my ass