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Collections of the ‘Birthday Quotes’

Your children need your presence more than your presents.
You know you’re getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It’s like, ‘See if you can blow this out.’
You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Would ye both eat your cake and have your cake?
When someone asks if you’d like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?
When I was little I thought, isn’t it nice that everybody celebrates on my birthday? Because it’s July 4th.
When I turned 60, it didn’t bother me at all.
We’ll take the cake with the red cherry on top.
We have to be able to grow up. Our wrinkles are our medals of the passage of life. They are what we have been through and who we want to be.
To my surprise, my 70s are nicer than my 60s and my 60s than my 50s, and I wouldn’t wish my teens and 20s on my enemies.
To me – old age is always ten years older than I am.
This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday… I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn’t let me – Homeland Security.
Thirty was so strange for me. I’ve really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.
There is still no cure for the common birthday.
There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents, and only one for birthday presents, you know.
The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.
The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape.
The only thing better than singing is more singing.
The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.
The main prank that we play with props is for people’s birthdays. The special effects people will put a little explosive in the cake so it blows up in their face – that’s always fun to play on a guest star, or one of the trainees or someone who’s new.