• Partners

I’m not perfect, and I don’t live to be. But before you judge me, make sure your hands are clean.
You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.
Getting out of bed and realising your still drunk.
Boys think of girls just like books. If the cover doesn’t catch their eyes, they won’t even bother to read what’s inside.
Yes, I will try to be. Because I believe that not being is arrogant.
Do not put such unlimited power into the hands of husbands. Remember all men would be tyrants if they could.
You can’t see your next if you’re too busy looking at your Ex.
“You can explore the universe looking for somebody who is more deserving of your love and affection than you are yourself, and you will not find that person anywhere.”
I am just an ordinary one surrounded by extraordinary ones.
Everyone has that one person that they can never give up on or forget. No matter how bad they hurt you.
In everyone’s life, at some time, our inner fire goes out. It is then burst into flame by an encounter with another human being. We should all be thankful for those people who rekindle the inner spirit.
I was gonna clean my room, until I got high. I was gonna get up and find the broom, but then I got high. My room is still messed up… and I know why.
I’m going to let you go with no regret and move on with full confidence.
Respect yourself enough to know that you deserve the very best.
Love one another and you will be happy. It’s as simple and as difficult as that.
Recall the old story of the rather refined young man who preferred sex dreams to visiting brothels because he met a much nicer type of girl that way.
Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation
Just because you’re single doesn’t mean you’re not good enough for anyone. Just means no one is good enough for you, yet.
Don’t say we aren’t right for each other, the way I see it is…we aren’t right for anyone else
That awkward moment when you realize someone was actually home the whole time you were singing at the top of your lungs.