• Partners

I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one’s wife happy. First, let her think she’s having her own way. And second, let her have it.
Maturity doesn’t mean age; it means sensitivity, manners, and how you react.
Having someone wonder where you are when you don’t come home at night is a very old human need.
I’m going to let you go with no regret and move on with full confidence.
If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life.
We used to be tight, then we got into a fight, I didn’t exactly know what was going on and next thing I knew you were gone.
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
You just have to learn to forget about the people, who forgot about you.
The sole purpose of a child’s middle name, is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.
Women love always: when earth slips from them, they take refuge in heaven.
We are all such a waste of our potential, like three-way lamps using one-way bulbs.
If you ever lose my trust, you probably will never get it back.
It’s not gravity that holds me to the Earth, it’s YOU.
Some people are always grumbling because roses have thorns; I am thankful that thorns have roses.
Excitement is temporary. When it starts to decrease we start losing interest.
You must have control of the authorship of your own destiny. The pen that writes your life story must be held in your own hand.
That awkward moment when you realize you’ve locked your keys in the car.
It is best to act with confidence, no matter how little right you have to it.
A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, “At my age, I don’t even buy green bananas.”
If I found out I only had a week to live, and could go anywhere in the world, I think I’d go to the hospital because that sounds serious.