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Life isn’t that short , it just seems short with all the bullshit
I would like a lot more of these quotes, but im too lazy to read em all.
“Don’t you ever let a soul in the world tell you that you can’t be exactly who you are.”
that awkward moment when people recommend a page and you already like it ahaha:)
People these days are too fake. They say “I’m always here for you!” Bitch please! Give me a break.
If you’re going to be two faced, at least try to make one pretty..
The giving of love is an education in itself.
When a girl cries over a guy, he’s off limits.
When a friend is drunk, never allow her to dial, drive or leave with a random guy.
In a fight between a friend and her boyfriend you must always choose your friends side.
When dating, a girl should find equal and/or enough time to still hang out with her girls.
Chicks before Dicks.
Inside jokes are not to be explained to outsiders.
If you wan’t to date a friend brother it is required that you get said friends permission.
You are never in any case to date a friend’s ex.
Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
Katy Perry shot fireworks from her chest which made Usher scream “OMG” so loud that Rihanna became mentally retarded and then walked around saying ‘What’s My Name.’ Well, Willow Smith became so annoyed she threatened to Whip Her Hair at Rihanna if she didn’t stop. So Bruno Mars got so mad he threw a grenade at her. But then Ke$ha, defending Willow, said We R Who We R! So they started fighting
The best way to mend a broken heart is time and girlfriends. – Gwyneth Paltrow
“Don’t you ever let a soul in the world tell you that you can’t be exactly who you are.” – Lady Gaga
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. – Jim Carrey
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