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Collections of the ‘Facebook Quotes’

If you want legs, thighs, or breast, don’t come to me, go to KFC!
I like Facebook because, I want to face the world.
Roses are red, facebook is blue, no mutual friends? who the fuck are you?
Awsome people use facebook, not hobos.
You know you’re over heated when you type in ‘firebook’ instead of ‘facebook’….
Facebook is like a fridge, you know there is nothing new, but you check it anyway.
While on Facebook, I realized that I don’t hate Facebook. I hate people.
Sing with me, sing for the years, sing for the laughter, sing for the tears, sing it with me, just for today, maybe tomorrow the good Lord will take you away…
It’s Crazy How folks Stalk so Bad. Till they got Us Stalking Ourselves!!
If I spend more time on homework like i do on facebook, I should be a staright A student!
Facebook is like the worst thang in this world! You can get stalked, get hacked, have drama and start a non going relationship.
Since you are already reading this, you might as well like it.
Don’t like me like im a facebook status .
If I spend more time like I am doing my homework, like I do on facebook; I would be a straight A student.
I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.
I wouldn’t need Facebook if there was a website that just told me whether or not my exes got fat.
I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.
Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don’t know.
Facebook is the only place where it’s acceptable to talk to a wall.
Wanna come over to MySpace and Twitter my Yahoo till I Google all over your Facebook?
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